Bacon Tatum

literally jayson tatum but he drops 50 points nightly since his sub has bacon which makes him goated as fuck

Draymond Green: my sub has more rings than your sub
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Bacon Tatum: my sub has bacon

by Tommy Crancy June 2, 2021

tatu

t.A.T.u. are a pop duo from Russia who made it big in 2003 with their outlandish and controversial lesbian-schoolgirl antics. The brain behind t.A.T.u. was one Ivan Shapovalov, a child psychologist who thought that the male population of the world would enjoy the fantasy that was t.A.T.u.

Okay, so t.A.T.u. have received a lot a shit from all those cynics out there, citing Lena and Julia as nothing but trendsbians, however the two never actually CLAIMED to be lesbians, simply in love with one another (I know, I'm nitpicking, but I don't care).

Furthermore, t.A.T.u. have been the biggest pop group ever really to address issues concerning homosexual relationships and the like, so I definitely think that they deserve their props.

Britney and Madonna were reduced to ripping off t.A.T.u. with THAT kiss at THOSE MTV VMAs a few years ago, when they snogged one another onstage.

A few people in the audience could've sworn they saw Madonna suck out Britney's soul.

Jack Black also said that Madonna didn't kiss Christina Aguilera as long as she did Britney, cuz of the dodgy looking scabs around Xtina's lips.

by Courtney April 8, 2005

tats

Short way of saying tattoos.

I love your tats~they're awesome!

by Starchylde June 11, 2016

Tatu tariq

A small Asians father who takes inspiration in his looks by Nintendo character, Mario. His mustache is very attractive and can pull everyone woman who goes by the name of Princess Peach AKA Azmaat

‘‘Oh that’s tatu tariq over there, hide your Azmaats’’

by Ammar Hussain son of Mario April 1, 2019

Tetsurō Kuroo

The hottest. Sexiest. Funniest. Fuckableist. Absolutely Indescribable. Peice. Of. Horny. Shit. That. I. Wanna. Marry.

I want to fuck Tetsurō Kuroo so bad.

by Lillyome Kuroo June 2, 2021

tansu

Couples who love eachother , trust eachother and are huge stays. All couples are jealous of tansu. They are the best people and best couples in the whole world

I wish we were like tansu
Tansu soulmates

by tansuu July 3, 2020

titsun

Sicilian slang term denoting a black person.

A couple of titsuns just stole my truck. Can you fucking believe that?

by Anonymous July 15, 2003