screwed, blued, and tatooed

And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.

"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."

by MJCA May 5, 2006

tantoon

Leptospermum polygalifolium – Tantoon – Yellow Tea-tree. A wide spread and popular garden shrub occurring naturally along a large area of Eastern Australia from southern NSW to far North Queensland. Tantoon is a variable shrub from 1 to 3 metres wide and 3 to 4 metres high. It’s a fast growing shrub ideal for screening. The light green leaves are small to around 8mm long and slightly aromatic. The white flowers grow to 2cm in diameter and often borne profusely in spring and summer. It’s suitable for most soils requiring water during dry periods and suited to a wide range of climates including tropical and cool zones. Polygalifolium often forms a rounded shrub with coppery coloured new growth and the flowers are suitable for floral displays.

Or just a nickname for Tony.

The herbal drink, Tantoon Tree Tea.

by Tantoon August 29, 2008

tatoomian

urdu noun
translates to 'infantile donkey sir'
the tatoomian has traditionally been the name given to a male member of a social circle who amuses everyone with his witless shenanegens.. in present day slang, it can be used for any one who is suspected to have an std.

a man doesn't look before crossing the street.
the man gets trampled by a herd of rampaging sheep.
bystanders shrug, raise their hands in surrender and remark 'tatoomian'

by chaBAM chaBAM August 1, 2012

Tationa

A Beautiful person that always who is a listener and speaks what’s on her mind and doesn’t care what people think about her and really bold she cares for everyone and even if she’s down she make sure everyone else is good she’s the type of person that doesn’t rush into things and likes to take her time and she’s a really nice person but when you get on her bad side let’s hope your mouth is as strong as your hands and Sike the kind of person to check up on you even if y’all don’t talk like that she’s a good person to work with and she’s a big ole freak and she is really goofy and loves to play around with she is mostly single cause she can’t take anyone seriously and she just likes to have fun

Tationa is goofy asf and she play to much girl

by Babyting December 14, 2019

bird-tation

When one has a bird-tation it means they have messed up.

This is derived from Serene Branson' botched news report on CBS the night of the Grammys.

Also could be spelled berdtation or even birtation

I had a bird-tation and spilled ketchup all over my blazer.

by ChrisTechTV March 15, 2011

Number 2 Tatoo

The blue-gray mark left perminantly in your outer layer of skin (epidermis) after getting stabbed or stabbing yourself with with a pencil. (commonly a number 2 pencil) It can either contain the lead (actually graphite) still inside or can just be particles that are visible through the skin. There is currently no way to remove it.

Remember when you stabbed me with a pencil last year? I still have a number 2 tatoo.

by fraxinus March 10, 2016

Tatoo

A poorly done tattoo. Like its spelling which is slightly off, a tatoo is also slightly off.

The pronunciation of tatoo is TAT EWWW

Did you see Britney's tatoo, it's so lame.

by quackawakka January 5, 2010