taboobies

Taboo boobies. Usually inadvertently and briefly spotted on an inappropriate female subject.

Mrs. Smith leaned over and I saw taboobies.

by Angry Bill March 30, 2010

mushroom tatoo

when you take your wang to someone's face with great force(mushroom slap), leaving a mark that looks like a mushroom (because the end of your penis kida looks like a mushroom)

I left a little mushroom tatoo on that dude because he was a fruit

by Diego February 8, 2004

tatoosh

Chinook for "breast." Also the name of Paul Allen's boat.

Check out the tatooshes on her! Dayyyummm.

by Sthuthi May 30, 2006

tatoon

a large area cartoonish tatoo that reduces the overall coolness of its bearer.

tatoon (noun)
tatoon (verb)to tatoon a person is to inscribe childish cartoon-like images upon a person's body.
tatoony (adjective). he looks tatoony to me
synonyms, shallow, superficial, effete,feckless,undone.
She projects some tatooniness, don't you think? HEY! don't go tatoony on me, will ya !

HIS back was covered with multi-colored tatoons, that conflicted with his serious hair.

origin, from the Greek word' tatoonopolis'meaning to cover up insecurities with humour, such as by paintingweird, faux funny scenes on your body.

by MIMI OLIVIA August 26, 2012

mushroom tatoo

The mark left by slapping someone across the face with one's flaccid penis. Using an erect penis does not count.

"My yoon left a nice mushroom tatoo on his cheek."

by back iker August 27, 2005

taboobies

Female breasts with tattoos on them.

I don't care for girls with taboobies.

by da bone ranger May 12, 2014

mushroom tatoo

the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis

Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.

by irontwo April 28, 2006