Tattletale

A tattle-tale is a (sort of) righteous person who complains about you every time he catches you doing something you shouldn't do. They are all very annoying.

One day, a tattletale called melvin sneedly caught bob the bully putting a stinkbomb in the teacher's desk to prank him.
He ran to the teacher's office to tell on him. Don't be such a tattletale! screeched bob. Or prepare your a**s later!! Of course he got worse punishment for using a vulagarity. Arrrghh!! Thought bob as he got caned by the teacher. I'm going to get melvin later and punch the daylights out of him! But that's another story.
The end.

by DAFAQ DICKMAN June 1, 2017

Tarlet

the use of the word by your father on Sunday morning after he unleashes his wrath in the downstairs bathroom referring to the property he just damaged with his ass gravy.

Woman, it's time for you to clean the damn tarlet.

by Senor Chodes January 18, 2005

Turtletaub

Noun: A very intense moment, likened to a revelation or epiphany. A Turtletaub must be a surprise - there is no such thing as a pre-meditated "'taubing." Can be very emotional and require the use of tissues, TP, or other absorbent devices for salty discharges.

Pronunciation key: Tur-til Tob

When experiencing highly intense moments involving the senses (i.e. disgusting flatulence) it would not be uncommon to hear "I've been Turtletaubed!"

by A. Taub March 9, 2008

tardlet

A retard in its infantile stage. This could be 1. literal (a retarded infant) or 2. metaphorical - describing something or someone that is so retarded that it lacks basic functional skills, motor or otherwise.

1. Wow - considering they are both retards, I'm grossly shocked that their baby isn't a tardlet.

2. There should really be a tardlet showdown: Snooki and Deena vs. All three Kardashian girls. Winner gets the tardlet medal of honor!!

3. Dude I look like such a tardlet in that pic.

by forealist May 9, 2012

Turtletight

Very tight vagina.

Damn she was turtletight, and that shit is waterproof.

by BabyD3313 July 30, 2018

Photoshop Tattletale

A person that feels the need to point out that Photoshop was used on an image, no matter how super cool or hilarious the results may be. The fact that people ALREADY KNOW that the image is OBVIOUSLY Photoshopped does not discourage them one bit. They think this makes them seem smart or computer savvy.

"Dude, no way is that rooster THAT big, it's Photoshopped...!" "No REALLY, seven foot roosters aren't real...? I had NO idea, quit being such a Photoshop Tattletale, you're spoiling our fun..."

by Archanimal October 30, 2012

Tarletonitis

After being ranked number 2 for most reported STD's Tarleton State University bore a hybrid which include (but arent limited too)Herpes/Gonahria/Aids/Crabs

Dude, you didnt double bag it? you better hope you didnt get Tarletonitis

by Well_Hungarian June 24, 2003