tartaglia

tartaglia is a hottie with a hottie body
some people call tartaglia ed sheeran, but that is simply not the case. tartaglia has foul legacy, ed sheeran does not. tartaglia also has a 9 inch dick. ed sheerandoes not.

speaking of long cooldowns, id wait for the full duration of tartaglias cooldown for him to look at me

i want tartaglia to eat me alive, or any other way he wants to use me
there are approximately 10,10,300 in the English dictionary, and not a single one of those words can define how much i love tartaglia

foul legacy, more like foul fuck me

person 1
"tartaglia is so hot, if he ripped me limb from limb and ate my family, id thank him for looking in my general direction. "

wendys worker
"ma'am, this is a wendys"

by vixeen March 22, 2022

beermuda triangle

When your brew is missing and can't be found.

I could have sworn i had half a coors left... it's in the beermuda triangle bro.

by plusfour November 21, 2011

Baseless Triangle

A person with an XY set of chromosomes whose age and self perception indicate that he is a man, yet whose way of being in the world suggest that he is, rather, a manchild. Such person lacks the basic personality, emotional, and behavioral traits that are the fundamental elements of an adult, i.e., caring for self and others, communicating like a grown up, taking responsibility for his actions. Although brief interactions and appearances may incorrectly indicate that this person is a man, his missing base of the man/adult hierarchy of needs triangle indicate that he is, in fact, a caret ("^").

OMG, Stacey, I just found out that my new boyfriend is a baseless triangle. He seemed totally cool for like 3 months, but today I passed him on the street and said "hi" and he acted like I didn't even exist. Do you think he just forgot to break up with me this morning?

Yikes! I look down and see my penis, but I see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. I can't support myself, when my girlfriend cries I just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when I should be at work. I'm real funny, good looking, and the ladies say I'm a charmer. Have I become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that I just forgot to grow up?

by SnarkyJ August 4, 2016

furry triangle

The pussy, or female genitalia.

bingo bango, furry triangle

by A Spooky Ninja October 19, 2017

Let me see your triangles

When a woman spreads her ass cheeks and shows you her asshole

Hell yeah babe spread that ass and let me see your triangles

by Pizza'man May 1, 2020

triangle tattoo

A triangle is a lgbtqa+ symbol. If it's tattooed on your body, it might just mean that you like maths or pink floyd but it can also mean that you are lgbtqa+.

Louis Tomlinson had his old triangle tattoo on his ankle renewed. He's so gay. "You can tell a man by his ankle."

by lovemountain February 25, 2017

Tartaglia

The most sexiest man in the entire genshinverse. /hj

He's literally PERFECT.

Even while he's fighting for his life he still somehow finds a way to looks so fine. Like oh my gosh.

“Yo have you seen the new genshin character? His name is Tartaglia.”

“Yeah he's so fine I could literally suck him dry”

“For real.”

God I love this man.

by YOURLOCALSIMP October 17, 2022