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TARDIS Jacked

Someone who posts Doctor Who related things on a thread that has nothing to do with Doctor Who. Also someone who steals TARDISes.
Person: That fangirl TARDIS jacked the Twilight board!
Fangirl: STFU, I'm sick of hearing about sparklepires.
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The Doctor: That bitch just TARDIS jacked me!
by Tantrauma January 12, 2009
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TARDIS

Doctor Who travels in a time machine called the TARDIS--- Time And Relative Dimension (Dimensions) In Space.

With the TARDIS The Doctor can travel to any point in time and space.

The inside of the TARDIS is larger then the outside.

The TARDIS used to have the ability to disguise itself according to its environment around it, but in 1963 when it landed in London it became “stuck” in the form of a police box. The Doctor has given up trying to fix it, because he has grown fond of the police box shape.

Also the vessel’s navigation system is old and unreliable, which is why The Doctor explores the universe at random.
"What is it?"

"Its the TARDIS, it's my ship"
by Stefani Bigaran September 16, 2005
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tardscream

A loud cross between a scream, a moan and a groan commonly vocalised by the retarded. Not known to have any actualy meaning but could be a possible attempt at speech.
Retard: NMMMMMMMUUGH!!!!
Person 1: WTF that was some tardscream!
Person 2: I wonder if it was supposed to mean anything.
by RabD February 3, 2007
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tardsville

Consuming an excessive amount of alcohol, and or drugs to a point where you can't stop acting like a retard.
Dennis: Where the fuck is Steve?
Fran: He's out back, face down in the bird bath. He's been in tardsville since 7pm
by Shmo Nerk November 22, 2006
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TARDIS

A timey-wimey blue box that's bigger on the inside. Main mode of transportation for the Doctor
"Welcome to the TARDIS, and yes I know, it's bigger on the inside."
by Rainicorn of Gallifrey July 30, 2013
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tardis

Time And Relative Dimentions In Space.
A time/space machine concieved by the Time Lords. It has infinate rooms inside, including several console rooms, from which the ship can be piloted. Doctor Who stole a mark 40 TARDIS and used it to solve intergalactic wrong-doings.
The TARDIS dematerialised infront of their eyes.
by Davros June 4, 2004
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Tardslant

Term originating when someone's handwriting is on a retarded angle, but translating into slang for idiot.
Jo, put that pickle down you tardslant!
by Picklesurprise July 5, 2009
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