tardliness

the quality or habit of being a person that is stupid, or innefective.

My tardliness precludes me from writing a more witty example.

by ralionairb August 25, 2009

Turdliness

The act of being a real turd

"Your turdliness is really turdy."

"My cat's turdliness almost got him thrown out of the house."

by $m@rt@leck April 19, 2012

Tardiness

Referring to yourself as “tardi”
When you are late to class

Please excuse my tardiness.

by Silver.Gun December 13, 2018

tartline

The dark line of skin found along the underside of male genitally running from the base of the penis to the anus.

I have a hard time scratching my tartline without my fingernails getting dirty.

by Boobhound November 16, 2011

Tardling

The act of warming your poptards between your thighs.

Me and my girlfriend went tardling in an ally yesterday, things got pretty sweaty.

by irishbooty January 20, 2014

International Tardiness Day

December 6.

On International Tardiness Day, 14 7th graders were late for school.

by Jan Karlo December 8, 2022