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Tallahassee Shuffle

Video Games. Where the player character circles around an object that enemies cannot destroy or move through in order to manipulate their AI and run away in the direction you wish to go.
Oh I was playing Resident Evil Village, I gave that one boss the old Tallahassee Shuffle and got away.
by 1word May 11, 2021
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Taliah

Taliah is a beautiful girl that is mostly considered rude by most people. But she is only honest, she is goofy and extremely bi-polar. Most people get irritated because she always has smart remarks and a really bad attitude. She looks for a loyal person that can put up with her attitude and smart mouth as well as put her in her place. Taliah is also a goddess meaning lift all spirits.
Damn I need a Taliah.
by Scientist3324 April 19, 2017
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Taliah

A beautiful smart girl with the body of a goddess! She often dreams of becoming a successful wife to a great successful, faithful, and loyal man. She is one of the most solid type of women in the world. Most men, if given the chance will in fact fall in love with her. She cooks like a skilled chef, she cleans better than the maintenance man at a Kaiser hospital and she tends to her man as if he was a patient receiving hospice services. She is the type of woman who is typically in long term relationships. Get you a Taliah and you won't want nothing else.
You need a "Taliah" in your life, she's wifey material.

Damn, Taliah is a queen
by PrettySis88 March 15, 2017
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tallahassee two-hand tug

grabbing the base of the penis with one hand and the tip of the penis with the other. then proceed to jolt your clenched hands together up and down the shaft of the penis until ejaculation.
Cassidy gave Justin such a good tallahassee two-hand tug that he could barely hold it in.
by Justine Escobar October 28, 2010
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tallahassee handshake

When you’re naked in the shower and you grab another persons genitals as you would during a regular handshake. Usually used when setting a bet.
by Dbith57 June 9, 2017
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Tallahassee Squeeze

The Tallahassee Squeeze
The female of the sexual relationship is belly up on the bed while the male is standing in front of her. The male puts his index finger in her asshole, second knuckle deep and his thumb in her vagina, first knuckle deep. The male starts to continuously squeeze in a pulsating motion, tighter and tighter until he gets the Tallahassee scream. The Tallahassee squeeze is now complete and your girl will never leave you alone.
WARNING- never give a female the Tallahassee squeeze if you have that slightest thoughts of no commitment. She will NEVER leave you no matter what.
“Hey chad, remember last night? That Tallahassee squeeze has me wanting more baby”
by Buttstuffer365247 November 22, 2019
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Tallahassee punch and tug

The process of giving a hand-job to your boyfriend while you’re fisting your girlfriend and he’s fucking her.
Just when I thought she couldn’t take anymore, he stuck his dick inside next to my hand, and there I was, giving them a Tallahassee punch and tug.
by Gushyfysh June 13, 2020
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