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Tabular Rash

A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.
Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash
by tabular basher 7 July 11, 2014
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tabular

integrated a function by use of a table
tabular integration
by schmidt snidt November 11, 2003
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premature tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
I committed premature tabulation when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar.
by Bergen County Bombers April 2, 2011
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tabularasa

A very good band from Taos, New Mexico, now currently based out of LA. Thier style is a mixture of rap, rock, and latin. Think early 90's Red Hot Chili Peppers if they took a trip to Mexico. You can hear them at www.therealtabularasa.com
Dude, that Tabularasa show was amazing
by will w October 23, 2006
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Tabulation

Were someone has been humilated or completely owned.
Forms of tabulation.

Failing
Falling flat on your face.
Owning Pokenmon.
Bullying unsuspected targets.
Making someone cry because it's funny.
Acing a chemistry answer and making a fool out of your teacher.
Not being awesome enough.
Not being called Josh.
Not being called Luke.
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Tabula

A tabula is a term in my city. We use tabula as a replacement of retard so boomers don't get mad.
Most ppl use it to their friends.
Dave: Hey, tabula! Will you come over to mine at 6?
by Plopper1 August 29, 2020
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Talucah

Talucah means light and nimble.
The fox was talucah with every paw step.
by TheOrginalCreatorOfWords March 20, 2022
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