Tabernacle is a small town in the middle of nowhere, where the coolest, most achieved children are breed. Most of the kids have relatives who live a mile away from them, and we find it fun to quad and dirtbike. The highlight of Tabernacle kids weekends is having a beer by a bonfire in the "pit". These well breed children will filter into Seneca Highschool, which is a great highschool, full of drunks, and stoners. The sports teams used to be a joke, but are becoming legit. There might not seem like there is alot to do in this small town, but it sure is a hell of a good time living here. The state troopers never think it is as funny as we do, and Leos and Wallers & Nixons is where its at.
"Dude look at those kids partying it up over there!"

"Oh, they must be from Tabernacle! "
by tnacle repsss December 23, 2009
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we tabernacled on the bus and it was so hott. it is so in these days.
by queen rudy February 27, 2009
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To obtain beer by mis pour or mis direction whilefulfilling your proffesional duties.
mifanway..... TABERNACLE!! or dude is that my tabernacle??
by Jack the sacked April 23, 2006
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Pronounced tabernack and a half. Expression used by English Canadians to express wonder. It can equally be used to express anger
Tabernacle and a half she has a good looking ass.
Tabernacle and a half you are one dumb fucker.
by DENIS LETOURNEAU September 23, 2006
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its a fuckin weird church were they do weird ass cult shit and rape people
do go to the Church tabernacle you will be raped
by justin von wolfgang January 16, 2008
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The most bitch ass school with a ton of snitches. If you are going there watch out they take your phones and be such a bitch about it. Thank God that coach cook left he’s a little bitch and is nothing but a piece of shit when it comes to thing and is very racist. The dean Mr mcgary is nice but thinks he runs the shit bitch please u don’t fuck off. This is an extremely racist and white ass school filled with little white shits.
You know of tabernacle baptist academy

yea it’s that annoying bitch ass school around the corner filled with white trash.
by liljimmy420 January 12, 2020
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