tofu

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.

Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!

by Mike December 30, 2003

tofu

= Lesbien Sex, i.e lacking meat

Did you get your TOFU last night

by delemma113 January 15, 2007

ToFu

Not bad at all. Certainly better than eating cooked flesh...

Tofu isn't bad. Make fun of me all you want for it.

by annonomous or however its spelled June 04, 2005

tofu

one level above styrafoam, one level below cardboard

you want me to eat tofu?!?

by Mutley the dog December 19, 1999

Tofu

A slang word for sex, popular in the Northwestern US and the California coast. Mostly in Asian communities.

Derived from the expression "Selling Tofu", a Chinese euphemism for prostitution

Leah and Benjamin are in the bedroom having tofu.

by Sean-E July 30, 2008

Tofu

a non-existent god/nymph that frolics merrily alongside his imaginary companion Kiwii.

OMG, did you just see that tofu???

by Kiwii Imaginary March 20, 2011

Tofu

Tastes good if you like rubber.

Brad : do you want tofu with your stir fry
Chad : no I don't want rubber in my stir fry

by Hirorails May 24, 2018