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New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019
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Down symptom

A misspell of the condition "down syndrome". Used to call someone, "dumb", or "stupid" in a fun way.
Bro do you have down symptom?
I swear this guy has down symptom.
by Zetrohix November 14, 2023
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symptoms disorder

When you have symptoms linked to multiple disorders, mental illnesses, and/or neurodivergencies but can't pinpoint which one is you. This is not an actual diagnosis, rather it's for the people who cannot be professionally diagnosed and are trying their best themselves.
"Dude idk what's up with me. I'm always anxious and sad. people keep telling me I'm being rude but I don't understand what they mean"
"might be depression. or anxiety. or ADHD... no, you just have symptoms disorder"
by Behee July 30, 2021
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Symptoms of COVID

by King_crewz August 15, 2021
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Symptom Snatcher

The person who pretends to have the same symptoms as the person next to him
John:Bro I have acute migraine
Jacob:Bro I also have acute migraine
John:Stop lying you Symptom Snatcher!
by VelronUrban November 4, 2016
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Down symptom

Another misspell of the word "down syndrome". It's used to make fun of someone for fun.
Bro, do you have down symptom?

I swear this guy has down symptom.
by Zetrohix November 14, 2023
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Symptoms of COVID

Cold all around
Sleepy
Sweaty feet
Shivers

Cough
Hard to breathe
I have the symptoms of COVID because I have sweaty feet
by King_crewz August 15, 2021
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