swoned

The past tense of swone. The act of swooping in with a boner and stealing someone's girlfriend. Also used in terms of sex. Swooping in to have intercourse with another before a friend has that chance.

James held Eric's interest in Helen at complete disregard and swoned her.

by jafus January 19, 2006

spooned

Being owned to a large extent. Or getting raped in the ass. Also refered to as two people getting intimate without intercourse known as spooning.

did you see when that crazy prick spooned that passed out guy at last nights party.

by chubbsmaster June 23, 2009

stooned

When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

Swooped

When your buddy is trying to get with a girl and you swoop into take her away.

Marcus: I was wheeling this girl last night, but she disappeared all of a sudden.

Brett: She didn't disappear, you got swooped, Marcus.

by marcusgotswooped March 3, 2016

Sooned

Its a word that doesn't/shouldn't exist. But it does anyway because fuck it.

I sooned realized you're gay lol.

by gayfaggot#8990 December 15, 2018

swooped

mad tired,,so tired you cant even do anything

i feel so swooped from being out all night.

by TaviaMone't November 28, 2010

Sooned

When a game developer says that they will show or update "soon"

X: damn they sooned us again

by ElNico56 August 7, 2019