When your walking and your upper torso turns to the right, while your hips and ass turn to the left.
by Count Chuckula December 17, 2021

same as the beer shits
by Pag October 12, 2005

A guy that you've liked since freshman year. He works at chick-fil-a and is about 6'2". His name was originated when the girl typing this noticed that his gluteus maximus would move in a "swivelling" motion.
DAMN, SWIVEL GOT IT GOING ON!
by Vandallak October 23, 2015

To be constantly moving your head left and right so that you do not miss anything approaching you from a blind spot
Mandy had her head on a swivel as she rode her bicycle in downtown traffic in order to avoid getting hit by a car.
by Chow-bi July 5, 2017

by Hoogalac Man March 30, 2010

A profane invitation whereas the one doing the inviting is flipping a most vulgar bird to illustrate how the invitee might wish to sit on it while spinning.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2021

Usually seen on blogs and other comment sites, a swivel rant is little more than an angry run down of points/issues/people you wish to tell to go swivel.
"Did you get a response to your proposal on your blog?"
"Yeah, but nothing constructive, just a swivel rant"
"Yeah, but nothing constructive, just a swivel rant"
by Old Slaughter February 26, 2010
