Switching to Paper

When one is deprived of an internet connection for an extended period of time and can only enjoy pornography its traditional magazine form

"I just moved and won't have internet for another week. Looks like I'm switching to paper in the meantime."

by Sexy Randal December 19, 2009

code switching

What DeVon teaches Missy about in Season 4 Episode 5 of Big Mouth. Changing your style and way of talking when talking to specific groups of people.

DeVon sings about Code Switching in Big Mouth.

by J3L3Y December 4, 2020

Switching

The act of switching off the lights on an innocent civilian who is taking a shit

Me and the bois went switching at Walmart last night but we almost got pinched by the security!

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Kyle Smithing

To do something badly and continue to bitch about it.

Man calm down you don't want to be Kyle Smithing in front of them.

by Javaning August 8, 2018

Roger Smithing

To dart your tongue back and forth rapidly into someone's mouth

Me and Amanda were Roger Smithing on her bed last night.

by Tubbsters101 February 12, 2017

dirt-switching

When you are trying on the fly to change your facts you use as your arguments in a debate, albeit they are coherent and valid facts that are related to each other. It refers to the act of trying to change the dirt, on which your vegetables or plants are growing, into a better, more fertile soil amidst the growing season.

Bob: "...yet somehow this small group of people are responsible for..
Melvin: "Bigot! Hate speech! You talk like that in 2021? SERIOUSLY?"
Bob: "Well, this same group of people are still less likely to be shot at by the police.."
Melvin: "Racist! Bigot! Hate crime! Dirt-switching! DIRT-SWITCHING!"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 26, 2021

Switching Positions

(verb) - The act of switching between projectile vomiting and having explosive, violent, anal discharge.

Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.

1. Sean ate too many brownies on his birthday, despite our advice, he switched positions with the door open for three hours in the bathroom.

2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.

3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.

by I Cum for Cookies October 12, 2010