Switch Hitter

Either a male or female who would just as easily choke on sperm as they would on pussy juice. In other words, they are a bi-sexual.

I never figured little Jimmy to be a switch hitter until the rumor got around that he parked his beef bus in Old Man Whithers's asshole.

by J Milbs November 3, 2007

Switch Hitting

The act of smoking two joints or blunts at once, but switching between them, as in taking a hit from one, then taking a hit from the other one.

"Dude, me and Mike were switch hitting like crazy! I got so high!"

by Will Sotter January 6, 2012

switch hitter

The practice of masterbating alternatively with the left and right hand. This prevents ones dick from bending to the left or right after many years of jerking it.

Women love my straight cock. The secret is being a switch hitter.

by smalldong November 25, 2013

Switch Hitter

When he or she maturbates with there non dominate hand.

its hard to be a switch hitter.

by David Mertoff November 22, 2010

switch hitting

When a man and a woman and another man all have sex at the same time. Woman on bottom, then man 1 penetrates her, then man 2 penetrates him. Think of it as an open faced man-sandwich.

"Daryl and his girlfriend, and their bi-curious man friend Curtis, were switch hitting last night."

by Mikey Mike McD January 11, 2006

switch hitter

one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.

it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.

by yawn April 14, 2004

Switch hitter

A lesbian or gay male who is the "guy" in one relationship and can be the "girl" in a different relationship.

I thought Gillian was the girl with Leslie, why is she buying strap on's?

She's the guy with Jen, she's a switch hitter.

by Evilrazor January 2, 2016