Someone who's existence is merely a holding pattern in the toilet bowl of life and who will go swirling down the drain at the slightest decrease in forward inertia. So weak is their character and constitution, that the slightest emotional bump in the road will send them swirling away. They won't even have time to curl up in the fetal position and suck their thumb.
He's such swirlie. He quit his job, citing self-esteem issues, then spiraled further into depression and self-loathing after moving into his mother's basement.
by jpinbayview April 9, 2009
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Part of a guy's stubble where the hair grows in a circular direction, reminiscent of Van Gogh's The Starry Night.
Dude, when did you last shave? I can see your swirly.
by Kathryn Marchetti May 21, 2008
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1) A type of blow job in which the girl constantly tilts her head back and forth. 2) A local girl known for doing definition 1)
That bitch blows almost as good as swirly
by MBC April 2, 2003
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adjective used to describe people who are showing effects of GHB. Commonly followed by the word bitch, as in "swirly bitch"
We dosed and then got all swirly.
by brooklyn516 September 20, 2004
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you hear ski mask’s new song?

yea it’s swirly
by bruh91011 October 6, 2018
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a french-canadian-indian. whose words count for 3 different continents, thus is always right internationally.
That damn swirly is always coming in here with all the answers. I oughtta give him a black eye!
by Whoopi Goldberg April 26, 2007
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The number of hits it takes to feel the buzz from a nicotine vaping device
Bro I just took swirly and now everything’s spinning
by ToastedHamster4 July 13, 2020
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