Swiffer

Swiffer. A Swiffer Is Someone Who Swats An Entire Persons Family

Im A Professional Swiffer

by Swatfamous February 27, 2023

Swiffer wet jet

The ultimate form of a duster.

Adam sucks so much at hockey he's such a swiffer wet jet.

by swifferwetjet1 February 20, 2011

Swiffer Swivel Sweeper

When a girl gives exceptionally good oral sex.

Damn, she touchin places i didn't know existed. She must got that Swiffer Swivel Sweeper or somethin!

by uhgoiajoijdfaoi September 25, 2009

Swiffer Nipples

when a woman has breasts that hang down too far for whatever reason.

Do you think zack's new girlfriend looks good?
That freighter has terrible Swiffer Nipples.

by leatz July 11, 2006

Swiffer Skating

When all that is available are the Swiffer Sweeper pads and the Sweeper is no where in sight. You throw two Swiffer pads on the on the floor then step on them next skate to a clean floor.

Man the office is dirty. Time to throw down two pads and do me some Swiffer Skating.

by ewanders1 March 11, 2011

Swiffer Wet Jett

When a man and woman both ejaculate onto a sheet, mixed with sweat and other bodily fluids after sex, and the woman wrings it out on the man.

“Man after I fucked her last night, the bitch gave me a Swiffer Wet Jett.”

by Daddy169 March 8, 2018

Swiffer Wet Jet

Noun: When a couple is having sex girl on top. She then proceeds to urinate on his chest and rubs the urine in with her butt, somewhat in the motion of mopping the floor or a dog with fleas rubbing it's butt on the carpet.

Guy 1: Dude this girl was a freak she totally Swiffer Wet Jetted me.

Guy 2: Dude that's gross!.

by Agricai September 25, 2011