swagmatism

the force of attraction women feel towards nearby men who have their swag on

did you feel the swagmatism on that one

by Killer Wales 2011 July 25, 2011

swagmaster69696969696

a super cool guy that can niple twist and explode stuff,hes friend is chris
made by smg4

swagmaster69696969696:hey chris
chris:what?
swagmaster69696969696:ur mom gay lol

by ninja_dogeboi May 7, 2019

swagmaster3000

To be the Swaggiest person in the world to the point it’s a machine grade of swagginess

Sup guys, names swagmaster3000 and i’m just too swaggy for y’all. yurr

by xochrxsxx April 27, 2020

hop on swagmasters

Slang for rough gay sex, commonly used by males who are fond of video games.

“Hey man, wanna hop on Swagmasters us later?”
“Sure, I just have to wait until I get back home goes to sleep”

by swagmaster pro June 18, 2021

Swagman

n.
1. A male who exemplifies a casual laid back manner and finds success with women.

My dog Thaman is quite the swagman, he has the ladies wrapped around his nonchalant self.

by Casual April 29, 2003

swagmatic

turning your swag on instantly

1.i felt swagmatic today when i hopped out of bed.
2.that girl was diggin me cuz im so swagmatic

by d-mart57 December 29, 2010

Swagmaster

A selfless nobody who epitomizes himself as a 'master' for wearing his hat backwards and wearing his sweat pants low so that we can see his rear and saying idiotic and unsophisticated phrases such as "swag," and "yolo," as well as speaking and pronouncing words in a way nobody can understand. Calling oneself a "swagmaster" is the most selfless thing one can do, and is among the primary reasons our generation is "screwed."

"Swagmaster": Sup dawg! Yo I got the illest shit ever!
"Normal person": Dude. If you're going to speak to my, annunciate the words correctly. And pull up your damn pants; you look like a complete moron.

by ourgenerationisindanger March 31, 2014