spastard

A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.

You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.

by mmmmmmkay August 16, 2005

shastard

a shastard is a shady ass bastard

Man that guy was a total shastard, He swindled me, without me even knowing

by jonny storm October 29, 2005

sastard

my made up word.....

your a sastard!
im not a sastard!
yes you are!
no!
yes!

by ..booom May 8, 2005

Swaster

(sway ster)Inability to think, not knowing what is going on around you, an extreme drunkeness

Mike: Yo dude what happened to Steve last night
John: Ahh don't worry about him he was just completely swaster he should be fine when he is sober again.

by pussylicker12 June 24, 2010

spastard

Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!

Daniel is a spastard

by Shaun Walker March 2, 2005

swastastic

Combination of 'sweet', 'kick-ass', and 'fantastic'.

That website looks swastastic!

by Paul R. X. Stoner II May 17, 2003

SwagTard

(noun) a person who asks what "swag" is. Either due to lack of popular culture exposure, incarceration, being part of a cult, not being "a cool mom", or never attending any event where goodies are involved. Age does not apply to being swagtarded

Wife:"Honey, what is swag?"
Man: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Wife: " I went to a Lula party and got a swag bag, I don't know what it is! Hee hee"
Man: "I want a divorce and my credit card back. I can't believe I married a SwagTard."

by Motherofunicorns June 22, 2017