survove

The past tense of survive (and more efficient, by one syllable, than the common form, "survived")

We've slept 5 hours in the last 72, spent 13 of that behind bars, hit a 2 day festival, pulled a 12 hour shift at work on Monday and survove.

Similar:
Dive = dove
Drive = drove

by Condorian September 20, 2013

Suro

He is that boy! The boy that is so funny that it will make every class and that he knows what hes doing in class everyday. Without him, no one would like class but with him everyone would :)

omg is that suro the dude who makes everyone in class laugh

by antonio is gay September 19, 2019

Sucrose

A Genshin Impact character that Stella doesnt have.

Stella - "I saved alot of Primogems for sucrose but I still didnt get her"

by Raaaawrrrrrrxd April 27, 2022

Sucrose Guardian

A sucrose guardian is a sugar mama or a sugar daddy which is older and richer than you. A sucrose guardian might help pay for college books, laptop, Playstation 2, games, clothes, internet, a watch, lab equipment, lab reagents, gallium, Indium, tin, bismuth, aluminum foil, a gold ring or gold coin or gold bar, silver coins or silver bars, gym membership, Supplements(like B Vitamins, magnesium, protein powder, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Modafinil,

Armodafinil, Kratom, Nutrament), research chemicals(like Methiopropamine, Prolintane, Flodafinil, a-PVP, Hydrafinil, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, IndanylAminoPropane, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC). They also buy fish or they both go fishing for striped bass, porgey, and blue fish. The sucrose guardian buys the food and fruit and vegetables and chips and dip and beans and crabs and shrimp. The person who isn't a sucrose guardian will cook food. Sometimes the sucrose guardian will take the person to dinner or a movie or even travel to another country to see family or to have fun.

Tyler(29 years old): Hey Jenny!
Jenny(39 years old): Steps out of Maybach. Hey Tyler!

Let's go to eat crabs at a restaurant and later I'll get you a laptop.
Tyler: Sounds good. Then even later, it's sexy time!

Jenny: Awesome!

Tyler: By the way, I'm going to need another 2L round bottom flask, a 100ml graduated cylinder, 2 10ml graduated cylinders, 2-methyl-2-butanol. I'll get the extra gallium and aluminum foil. I'll also get groceries. My Bodega part time job might not be much, but it's something.
Jenny: Sounds good.
Tyler *thinking: (Jenny is my Sucrose Guardian)

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023

Chicago Sunroof Turbo

Positioning one's rectum directly onto the air intake of the victim's sleep apnea machine then farting, thereby pressurizing the evil stench before slamming it at a high rate of speed and pressure through the mask , nose and lungs of the unlucky victim.

After stealthily entering the abode of mine enemy with the intent and malice aforethought of delivering unto him a Chicago Sunroof, I looked upon him did see that he wore a sleep apnea mask. And this was bad, for a mask would surely be of hindrance to said delivery. And so I thought hastily and did contrive of a new delivery system. A system even more heinous than usual. And hence I did drop trou and placed my rectum directly upon the air intake of his sleep apnea machine and did unleash the darkness that dwells within my bowels, hence, inventing the Chicago Sunroof Turbo.

by Seven62 February 21, 2015

Surrogate crop duster

When you fart on a victim and they unknowingly walk past others with the stinch of your bowels.

I farted on my 2 year old and he ran to his mother. And she cringed at the smell' thinking he shat him self. Hence the surrogate crop duster.

by Plumbsavvy November 18, 2013

Beretta Sunroof

To shoot the top of someone's head off

Tim: Yo man, I heard Ramone owed you 20 dimes and ain't paid up.

Chaz: Yea, he tried to Punk a brotha, so I gave him a Beretta Sunroof.

by chaz714 March 4, 2008