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national dick sucking day

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho
ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"
by yrfavho April 11, 2017
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Suckiyaki

Pronounced SU-KI-YAKI.

The ancient Japanese oral sex technique, where a woman inserts a man's penis into a mouthful of mixed vegetables.
Man 1: "I've totally got greanbeans and corn jammed down my piss-tube."

Man 2: "Suckiyaki, huh?"

Man 1: "....yeah."
by nic_rocks October 15, 2010
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Suki

Suki is a beautiful kind hearted girl, with big plans in the future. Her heart is pure, only a few have had the chance to capture this young beauty's heart.
" Suki is so darn beautiful!! "
" I know right joey is one lucky man "
by Love yourself my man's October 31, 2017
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Sukilala

The waiter started being a sukilala,Whiner because i did not leave him a tip.
by DOBIE66 February 6, 2010
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suckin diesel

From a Northern Irelander:

"Suckin Diesel" should only be used to describe a situation which has recently improved.

The situation should have been so bad that little or no progress had been made for some time. It should only be said after an event or action which allows further progress to be made.
John: What are you doing Dave?
Dave: Trying to get my computer to work.
John: Been at it long?
Dave: yeah about 3 hours mate, I can't seem to get it switched on. Any ideas?
John: Have you tried plugging it in and flicking the switch on the wall??

(Dave plugs PC in and flicks switch. PC starts to boot up.)

Dave: "Ahhh...now we're Suckin Diesel!!"
by Flarkey August 26, 2004
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Sucking the Glass Dick

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.
Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021
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brown sucking

Vice President Mike Pence is surely the poster boy for brown sucking.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019
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