Definitions:
1. A word commonly used to cancel the law against rape.
2. The word that you would yell before having unprotected sex.
1. A word commonly used to cancel the law against rape.
2. The word that you would yell before having unprotected sex.
Examples:
1. A woman is walking down the street. A man jumps out of an ally, and yells "Surprise!" The woman shrugs and agrees to intercourse as this is the law.
2. Mother: Remember kids, It isn't rape if you yell surprise!
Son: Pipe down granny, I'm planning something.
Mother: What would that be-
Son: Surprise! *proceeds to rape mother*
1. A woman is walking down the street. A man jumps out of an ally, and yells "Surprise!" The woman shrugs and agrees to intercourse as this is the law.
2. Mother: Remember kids, It isn't rape if you yell surprise!
Son: Pipe down granny, I'm planning something.
Mother: What would that be-
Son: Surprise! *proceeds to rape mother*
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