Surface Friends

The state of being non-exclusive

State of being friends for only appearance and other social events i.e. Little 500 Weekend or Weekly lunches

Not to be confused with the antonym :Friends

Duties-
-No phone calls
-Only waving when necessary

-Sitting together ONLY when mutual friends are present
-Minimal text messaging

-Having alternate schedules
-Non-acknowledgment at social events, parties, movie nights, study groups, probates, malls, kiosk, etc.
-Always provide proof and reason for your "Surface-necessity Friendship"

Boy: We're just Surface Friends, but if you're not doing any thing wanna go to the doctor with me?

Girl: No thanks, because we're just "surface friends" and thats over stepping my SF responsibilities

Boy:Trust! you were the last person I asked

Girl: Of-course because we're just Surface Friends

by The Orignal "Surface Friend" April 26, 2010

surface chef

A person portraying to be a certified chef, although having never attended a formal accredited culinary program; also known as a cook.

Guy Fieri and Rachael Ray appear to be fantastic chefs coming from a notable culinary school, but really they are just surface chefs.

by poserboarder January 5, 2011

Surface Friend

A friend or acquaintance whom you know through school/work. He/she is not involved in your personal life and conversations are superficial, almost always relating to school/work.

Nah I don't talk to that classmate about my life, he's just a surface friend.

by john doe smith johnson chan March 19, 2009

Microsoft Surface

Quite possibly the coolest thing Microsoft has created since the Xbox 360 in 2005. It is a tablet with an interface like its sister product Windows 8. The coolest feature is the ability to attach a soft keyboard that doubles as a cover, dubbed Touch Cover, while putting the tablet up on a built-in stand. So it's almost a touchscreen laptop.

Microsoft Surface proves that Microsoft can be a little like Apple, sometimes.

by Hmail July 23, 2012

Surface Leather

Surface leather is a phrase created by Youtuber Kurtis Conner, used in place for the phrase “Surface level”

“So, surface leather- huh?”

by someoneyouwillneverknow77_ April 14, 2022

Surface Crackess

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.

Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!

by dPythonb September 10, 2009

Surface Breaker

Pitching a loaf of such epic proportions that it piles up higher than the surface of the water.

"You okay?"

"Ugh...surface breaker..."

by T-White December 17, 2005