Surface Friends

The state of being non-exclusive

State of being friends for only appearance and other social events i.e. Little 500 Weekend or Weekly lunches

Not to be confused with the antonym :Friends

Duties-
-No phone calls
-Only waving when necessary

-Sitting together ONLY when mutual friends are present
-Minimal text messaging

-Having alternate schedules
-Non-acknowledgment at social events, parties, movie nights, study groups, probates, malls, kiosk, etc.
-Always provide proof and reason for your "Surface-necessity Friendship"
Boy: We're just Surface Friends, but if you're not doing any thing wanna go to the doctor with me?

Girl: No thanks, because we're just "surface friends" and thats over stepping my SF responsibilities

Boy:Trust! you were the last person I asked

Girl: Of-course because we're just Surface Friends
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surface chef

A person portraying to be a certified chef, although having never attended a formal accredited culinary program; also known as a cook.
Guy Fieri and Rachael Ray appear to be fantastic chefs coming from a notable culinary school, but really they are just surface chefs.
by poserboarder January 05, 2011
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Surface Friend

A friend or acquaintance whom you know through school/work. He/she is not involved in your personal life and conversations are superficial, almost always relating to school/work.
Nah I don't talk to that classmate about my life, he's just a surface friend.
by john doe smith johnson chan March 19, 2009
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Microsoft Surface

Quite possibly the coolest thing Microsoft has created since the Xbox 360 in 2005. It is a tablet with an interface like its sister product Windows 8. The coolest feature is the ability to attach a soft keyboard that doubles as a cover, dubbed Touch Cover, while putting the tablet up on a built-in stand. So it's almost a touchscreen laptop.
Microsoft Surface proves that Microsoft can be a little like Apple, sometimes.
by Hmail July 22, 2012
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Surface Leather

Surface leather is a phrase created by Youtuber Kurtis Conner, used in place for the phrase “Surface level
“So, surface leather- huh?”
by someoneyouwillneverknow77_ April 15, 2022
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Surface Crackess

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.
Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!
by dPythonb September 10, 2009
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Surface Breaker

Pitching a loaf of such epic proportions that it piles up higher than the surface of the water.
"You okay?"

"Ugh...surface breaker..."
by T-White December 16, 2005
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