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poptart suprise

Where you brake a poptart in half, where the Jelly stuff that's inside the poptart shows, and you rub it in the Vaginal area CreditCard style(up and down the area quickly), and you get all the jelly-like stuff inside the vagina flap area, then you use the Jelly-like stuff that's inside the poptart as Lube, and when you're finished, you eat the Cum-Jelly mixture out.
by IKnowWhyCumIsWhiteAndClear September 19, 2009
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dawn suprise

When a man wakes up at the crack of dawn before his spouse or significant other, and proceeds to masturbate in front of the girl's face, and then screaming right before you unleash the holy man seed, giving her a facial for the ages.
"Well Sandra thought she got the best of me last night by giving me blue balls, so this morning I made sure I got up extra early to give her the dawn suprise."
by TheDudeYourGirlBeBangin November 17, 2009
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Orange Suprise

The act of rubbing sum smooth (never chunky) peanut butter on ones penis, then having an oragutan slowly lick it off providing great sexual pleasure free of charge.
If my girlfriend is not satisfying me, i will occasionally have a visit to the zoo for an orange suprise.
by juan cabo121 March 11, 2010
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suprise

Common misspelling of suRprise. Seriously stop spelling it like this it is stupider than spelling hamster with a p in it.
by Muzza2k December 14, 2008
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Suprise buttsecks

The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.
Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG
by MDspyro February 18, 2007
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Rawlins Suprise

Joint with one final tasty, huge bud right at the end to perk you up!
"ahh man i got sooooo stoned the other night"
"ooh right what off of?"
"a rawlins suprise"
by rachellizzie July 18, 2009
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suprise butt sex

the best thing you never knew you needed.
Dude, i was chilling and all of sudden SUPRISE BUTT SEX! it was great.

Man it wasnt rape, it was just suprise butt sex, you'll get over it.
by joe scarpati January 2, 2008
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