Sunderland

In contrast to previous entries, Sunderland is a bit of a decent place, whose football team are actually getting better despite other claims. The people who live there (Mackems)are actually quite nice, it's Geordies you want to watch out for. Don't ever expect to have a conversation with a Geordie without the word 'Shearer' coming into play as it just isn't possible.

Tourist 1: Sunderland isn't actually a bad place is it?
Tourist 2: Not at all, in fact it's rather nice. And the people there are great too.
Geordie: Shearer!

by stewartgilligangriffin August 9, 2008

Sunderland

Sunderland is a great city in the north east of England. It has stunning Beaches, a great night life, passionate football fans and most importantly GREAT PEOPLE.

It often recives negative sterotypes the majority of which are untrue!

Sunderland

by hannahnanhan March 27, 2009

Sunderpants blue balls

A painful condition when a man has been profoundly socially stimulated by his best friend's predicted visitation but not allowed to see him when he finds his friend has just been abruptly called into to work at the last minute, leaving the man with a heavy and sore feeling in his balls.

Person 1 text messages: "Hey, is it cool if I come over?"

Person 2 text messages: "Yeah bro, I can't wait, I'll make some coffee!"

Person 1 text messages: "agh nm, hey sorry man, I just called into work, I can't come over :/"

Person 2 text messages: "Damn it, that's the 3rd time this week I've gotten Sunderpants blue balls :("

by azfree1016 December 1, 2011

Sundergunt Flange

The sagging undercarriage normally located some way below the delicious ladies hairy mound.

eg. There was a clagbottle named Kelly

whos sundergunt flange was awfully smelly
she said after a while
pull out of my vertical smile
and shoot all over my unshaven belly.

by Rev Desmond Tutu November 9, 2009

'Doing a Sunderland'

Fucking up the chance of gaining quality and instead gaining something far below average.

So far in this transfer window , we are 'doing a sunderland'

by JEddsyy July 24, 2017

Sunderland

A fucking shithole in the north east of England. As soon as you step outside your hair will grease faster than lightning. Their football is dog wank, the people are more shit than shit.

Hew I’m not going to Sunderland it’s fucking shit

by A Dodgey Person June 8, 2020

Sunderland

A place in Northern England full of in-bred gingers who are longing to be called Geordies.

If you were to see a cockney amputee tramp licking piss off the pavement, you may say:

'Poor bugger, but at least he's not from Sunderland

by SMBLEONBEST February 3, 2010