suffer porn 

The suffering and agony of characters in books, TV series, movies, etc. Usually tragedy happens to the main character of a story, causing the viewer/reader to continuously be entertained by the protagonist's pain and suffering.

"Tokyo Ghoul is my suffer porn."

"Harry potter just turns into suffer porn near the end of the series."

"Quentin Tarintino knows how to make great suffer-porn."

suffer porn by Mosry March 5, 2017

the suffering olympics 

The pointless endeavor of comparing different tragedies or histories of oppression to one another by attempting to quantify the suffering and/or injustice of each, so as to determine which tragedy was more tragic, or which oppressed peoples were more unjustly oppressed.

Jamie: Did you heard about the bombing in Boston?
Frank: The Arab world suffers violence like this every day as a result of US foreign policy.
Jamie: ...let's not play the Suffering Olympics.

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Alan: The fight for LGBT rights is this generation's great civil rights movement.
Rob: Their is no comparison between the struggles African-Americans faced and the struggle of the LGBT community.
Allison: Neither compare to the struggle women have faced.
Alan: Do we really need to play the Suffering Olympics?

the suffering olympics by Delphinidae Rex April 17, 2013

Cape cod stuffie 

When you are whispering the play by play from a Red Sox game to a naked girl while simultaneously sprinkling Old Bay seasoning and drawn butter on her with the intention of giving her a Cleveland Steamer later.

Bill was getting excited thinking of a cape cod stuffie while spending time with his daughter's friend eating at the epic oyster

Cape cod stuffie by Falmouth FAIL Mouth August 4, 2017

Saffiya 

An awesome girl who every boy falls for, all the girls are jealous of and always knows what to wear. Shes got that confident aura that makes everyone want to be around her. You want to be a Saffiya.

I wish I was like Saffiya. Everyone loves her!

Saffiya by anonymous.funny June 15, 2018

Suffering Expert 

A person that is so adept at suffering that they have decided to do it for a living.

For your information, I am the Suffering Expert, so don’t you tell ME how to suffer!

Suffering Expert by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

Smuffin 

a cute nickname for a useless partner meaning: some mother fucking nothing.

Her boyfriend is a real smuffin, he can't keep a job to save his life.

Smuffin by silentcrys April 15, 2020

soffish

-Put Soffish in water and watch it grow.
-Soffish can easily absorb water.
-Put Soffish in fish-globe or bottle as indoor decoration.
-As bath-toy is also very fun.

This Soffish do not eat.

soffish by NickLee808 January 3, 2005