Gary went over to hit on that woman, but he had a sudstache from his beer! He was totally shot down!
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by coolperson_101 March 27, 2011
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A mustache that you get from sunburn or tanning by not using sunscreen. Happens to many people and looks oddly disturbing on females.
My sister has a Sunstache from getting sunburns at the beach. We tell her to put sunscreen on, but she wouldn't listen, and she was shit out of luck.
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"That's because she's a suckwatcher dude, she never join's herself but let's all of her friends get nasty!"
"That's because she's a suckwatcher dude, she never join's herself but let's all of her friends get nasty!"
by Be Loyal December 8, 2013
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by C4111 December 28, 2005
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Hipster A: Bro, how are we supposed to get into this uber-popular "unknown" brunch establishment with that pathetic looking peach-fuzz on your upper lip?
Hipster B: No problem, my dark-skinned-friend, I am going to flash the hostess this mad sackstache I've been cultivating. She's going to be super impressed and we'll be sipping mimosas well into the evening.
Hipster B: No problem, my dark-skinned-friend, I am going to flash the hostess this mad sackstache I've been cultivating. She's going to be super impressed and we'll be sipping mimosas well into the evening.
by Zafu Quazar January 25, 2016
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