Sucksessful

1)when a quality of something sucks balls ,and everyone knows it, but is wildly popular anyway. 2) Miley Cyrus.

Dude: You know that guy Chris Martin, From Coldplay?

Girl:yeah

Dude:He is a horrible singer live.

Girl: True Dat!

He sucks. The music's good, so he gets away with it.

Dude: THAT MuthaTrucka! I wish I could suck so hard and still be that sucksessful.

by I-R-MAKE_WORD-BY-ACCIDENT September 19, 2009

Suckcess

Receiving praise for a mediocre job on some sort of assignment for school or work.

"You got a 95 on the art project?! You drew it with a hangover in crayon on notebook paper the morning before it was due!"

"Yeah man, it was a total suckcess."

by Spider-Man1224 March 23, 2009

sockless

participating in any number of sexual deeds. ranging from the knee high to your basic drop and give me 20

- i heard you got sockless last night
- you heard right

by wouldn't you like to know April 25, 2005

Suckcess

1.) The result of having mastered the art of procrastination....aka Putting yourself through the depths of hell because you procrastinated and coming out VICTORIOUSLY!

2. George Patton says "Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom."...SUCKCESS is how high you were before you bounced back"

3.) Making an Urbandictionary post instead of studying for the test you have in 3 hours because you know you have what it takes to suckceed.

4.) Meeting the extended deadlines with a minute to spare and getting the minimum passing grade for a class...WHOOO!

My 4 days of sleep deprivation have resulted in a great suckcess.

Uppers can help you be suckcessful.

If you believe in yourself, you can suckceed

by USF_TinyDancer December 10, 2010

suckcess

1) A grey area somewhere between failure and success that people who suck strive for.

2) A feeling of satisfaction after the completion of a blowjob.

3) Someone who has become suckcessful by administering blowjobs in generous quantities.

4) Succeeding at failing, usually humourously.

"Overall, Tom's life had been a suckcess upto this point, but it was about to become not bad."

"Jenni was carving out a niche in the corporate world as a suckcessful office assistant to the CEO."

by Red Scourge October 31, 2009

suckcess

One who seeks advancement by debasing him or herself.

Ima give some kneepads to that sucksess bitch who stole my promotion.

by ubiq1 December 30, 2004

sackless wonder

A male that acts like a bitch. Born with balls but never uses them. no backbone.

That guy was such a sackless wonder. Should have been born a bitch.

by Look at that Melon November 23, 2011