suck the nuts off a gorilla

This describes someone who has great oral sex suction.

That Wonda Wonderpig could suck the nuts off a gorilla!

by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

Sucks a left nut

Originated by Jim Eldridge.

The phrase means to suck beyond all comprehension and reason. To suck worse than even sucking a regular nut.

"Check out the camber on this wheel arm, and the tread loss on my back tire, man. That sucks a left nut!"

by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

does sam suck olivias nuts

yes. yes he sure does

summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
so does sam suck olivias nuts? yes ma’am

by summerisrllycoolman September 3, 2019

Suck my left nut

Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one

Hey suck my left nut

by Left nut November 19, 2017

Suck my left nut

A way to tell someone that they can go fuck themselves.

Some random idiot: Your friends don't like you. Me: Suck my left nut.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 12, 2021

Shit dick nut suck

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter

Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it

by Brodman585 March 15, 2021

two-way nut suck

This is a sexual act where someone sucks a nut sack with a mouthful of soy sauce. Scientists have proven that the human testicles have taste buds, and they can taste sweet foods and unami, which is present in soy sauce. By filling the mouth with soy sauce both the person sucking the nut sack and the person getting their nut sack sucked can taste it. The person being sucked tastes the soy sauce and the person sucking tastes the nut sack and the soy sauce. It's a win-win.

Dude I won't let you suck my balls unless we do a two-way nut suck, because I wanna taste too.

by FatFatChubbyCat January 20, 2020