suck my ass

insult, "suck my ass" means for the insultee to suck the insulter's ass. rock on.

"suck my ass jake,"
the fierce insult forces jake to cry like a girl

by jmack5646 August 08, 2006

Suck My Balls

Eric Cartman's favorite phrase

Mr.Garrison: How would you like to see the school counselor?!
Cartman: HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?!
Mr.Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Cartman:Im sorry im sorry actually what i said was(speaks into megaphone): HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK...MY...BALLS? Mr. Garrison
Stan: Holy shit dude....

by I AM YOUR BANANA! January 09, 2015

Suck My Scat

A derogatory term with a nice touch of alliteration.

Essentially meaning 'suck my shit'.

'Suck my scat you whore!'

by mikethemilf March 29, 2009

Suck my dick

It informs people you have an erection, and wish for your penis to be sucked.

Hello young lady, would you be as so kind as to SUCK MY DICK?

by TeeHee June 27, 2004

suck my clit

the female equivalent to "suck my dick!"

whatever bitch, suck my clit!

by Jumanjiwarrior February 03, 2009

suck my zuck!

A slang manner of saying ‘suck my dick’ while cleverly implying that Mark Zuckerberg is a putz.

I’ve decided that Facebook can suck my zuck!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 04, 2021

suck my peehole

An expression to tell someone to fuck off.

To literally lick in a man's urethra or a womens cunt.

Suck my peehole bitch!

by dwayne May 11, 2004