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Stroke n Suck

When a guy stroke's a girls hair and suck's her breasts at the same time.
Chad was on the couch with Kiersten in the middle of A Stroke n Suck when his wife walked on them!
by SlopNChop October 19, 2016
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sucafix

A girl that makes a boy care more about her than anyone else. She also try’s to push him to lose his friends.
by Hugecockpussyslayer69420 February 23, 2021
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Suck my socks

Funny quote by Michael Jackson on a phone call, about his father Joseph.
“He can suck my socks.”
by Michael Jackson wife July 18, 2019
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The 360 Suck-it

A derogatory gesture derived from Suck-it (DgenerationX et. al.). To perform the 360 Suck-it, one must jump in the air, spin the full 2*pi radians and land while executing the characteristic crotch chop and yelling, "SUCK-IT!" Landing from the jump allows for the proper bending of the knees needed for proper crotch chop execution.

Optional: While yelling "SUCK-IT", it is characteristic to have the facial expression of one who is constipated. Also, it is seen favorably to make a "WHOOSH" sound while executing the 360 spin for added dramatic effect.

The 360 Suck-it has caught on at many fine scientific institutions including CERN, the MIT Chemistry Department and Middle-Schools around the nation.
Typical execution of The 360 Suck-it:

"What? The Large Hadron Collider is down again??!? Well you can... (spins 360) *WHOOSH* SUCKK-ITTTT!"
by WhaleHar July 10, 2009
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mate suck

Sucking or French kissing a mates cock. Often done after drinking 2 ciders followed by 15 pints and half a bottle of red wine.
Hey Lads come over here and give me a quick mate suck !
by Wolfpacknz March 14, 2019
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suck a cow dick

Something you say to someone when they annoy or upset you. It's telling someone to suck a fat dick, choke and die.
Brooke's being a real bitch, she can go suck a cow dick.
by Dinosaur359 May 10, 2017
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DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.

It usually goes like this:

1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.

2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.

4. Lulz ensue.
"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.

Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"

Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
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