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strumpet berries

Jeff, did some one pinch your strumpet berries really hard? They look huge and swollen!

Shirley should have worn breast pedals. Her strumpet berries are poking through her dress.
by cordygo2hell April 14, 2009
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stumputee

noun; person with a missing limb who retains the stump where a limb formerly was; stump+amputee = stumputee
"So my brother got his hand caught in a compactor and now he's a stumputee"
"Dude, you can't park there, it's for handicapped people and stumputees"
by BlairBear December 14, 2008
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Stupety

/stoo-peh-tee/
Adjective
exotic, fancy
Wow, your new tuxedo is soooo stupety!
by Poopy925 April 12, 2022
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bumper stumper

bumper stumper is when a person releases a burp so loud it makes your mom queef spaghettios out of her asshole
I made my mom cry when I released that bumper stumper.
by RadNotRed February 15, 2022
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Triple Stumper

1. On the television quiz show "Jeopardy!", a clue for which no correct response is given by any player. (Source: j-archive.com)

However, an incorrect response to a Daily Double clue cannot be termed a Triple Stumper, since only one player is stumped!

A Triple Stumper can include up to three incorrect responses, or else go unresponded to (i.e., have no contestant ring-in).

2. Any perplexing situation or problem.
Alex seemed bemused that so many $400 clues in the Double Jeopardy round were Triple Stumpers.

How can anybody bother listening to Chris Brown? Triple Stumper!
by Shoutoute March 16, 2013
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Strumpetulance

n. unreasonable ill-temperedness exhibited by a prostitute.

Origin: Combination of strumpet and petulance.

- strumpetulantly: adverb
- strumpetulant: adjective
"Man, my hos are all uppity. I can only deal with that strumpetulance for so long before I cap one of them bitches."
by DerekT December 24, 2008
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strumpet

How Captain Jack Sparrow refers to all women. Even perfectly respectably ones.
"Or is it that you've found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet...you're not a eunuch are you?"
by Ms. Sparrow February 19, 2004
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