Britney Spears only wishes she could be half as brilliant as Billy Corgan to create something such as Stumbleine.
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An older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. They can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the REAL dive bars no one goes to except stumbledicks).
Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick
Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick
"Hey man have you been up to the Dawg House?"
"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."
"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."
by MarLo Stanfieldd January 11, 2016
Get the stumbledick mug.Facial hair that is in limbo between stubble and beard. Too much hair for it to be stubble, but still not enough for a beard.
person 1: man that is some serious stubble you got there!
person 2: I know! any longer and it will be a full beard
person 2: I know! any longer and it will be a full beard
by UM North Quad April 11, 2010
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"Oh look, here comes Stumblefuck"
"Oh look, here comes Stumblefuck"
by Sly Fox Ash July 28, 2009
Get the Stumblefuck mug.\A man missing at least one of his fingers, preferably the middle, or all of them. Otherwidse they were cut off halfway and sown on with leeches, and npow they look weird. Royaltyy
Cooper: Dude, is that guy missing his fingers??
Teia: Yah, he's a King Stubbleton. Let's go to Starbuck instead.
Teia: Yah, he's a King Stubbleton. Let's go to Starbuck instead.
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Girl: Have you seen the new guy? He's so hot.
Boy: I don't get what the big deal is.
Girl: It's his stubble. Maybe girls would like you if you were man enough to have some.
Boy: I don't get what the big deal is.
Girl: It's his stubble. Maybe girls would like you if you were man enough to have some.
by shortpeopleego August 20, 2010
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