straddling the fence to the spirit world

is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on

kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit

world.

that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so

fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Strumbling

When you try to take a sip from a straw without looking at it but you miss and start fumbling around for it with your mouth.

I went to take a sip from my water last night but completely missed my straw and then my friends all saw me strumbling.

Erryday I'm strumbl ing.

by Acatsbeerbelly April 12, 2016

straddling

To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.

Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh!

Guy2: Did you get pictures?

Guy1: ...

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 11, 2011

Toaster Strudling

When a male suppresses his ejaculation by squeezing his penis then proceeding to glaze the face of his partner with his semen. Similar to the facial, but is released slowly by the glazer.

Me and my boyfriend were fucking last night, then he turned me over and started toaster strudling me!

by DeeeZ September 24, 2018

Studling

A young male person who has the makings of being a stud.

OMG your baby is so cute
Yeah hes a studling

by Chelsea_FFF October 9, 2009

struggling entrepreneur

A more politically correct term for homeless people/bums//hobos. More specifically refers to the vast amount of homeless people found all over America's major cities trying to make a living anyway that they can. Their money making activities often include, but are not limited to, begging, offering services, selling hand made goods, and robbery.

boy: hey look at that homeless guy over there selling hand made fleur-di-lis ribbons for $15
Girl: Uhmm, I believe the correct term for that man is struggling entrepreneur

by sonyapplecanonfan August 12, 2011

strugglingis

When a man struggles to find the clitoris while performing oral sex on a woman.

Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she eventually just told me to give up. She said it was the worst Strugglingis she'd ever had.

by BabyFishMouth June 13, 2018