Strodel

Just a faggot. Someone who will target random-ass people just to be a dick. Always nice to the opposite gender, sometimes sexually assaulting or even raping them.

A Strodel can be easily identified by their distinct gut and lack of hair. Strodels often give off a strong scent of hypocrisy. Generally found in schools or Catholic Churches. Strodels like to get themselves in positions of power, such as school principals or priests.

Person A: (walking in school hallways)
Strodel: Hey can I talk to you for a second?
Person A: yea sure what's up?
Strodel: Someone told me you were smoking in the bathroom.
Person A: So? It's not against the rules.

Strodel: I will ruin you.

Person A: is that a threat.

Strodel: come here you
Person A: (sexually assaulted)

by jason bourne its jesus christ March 9, 2020

Strobes

Another term for hickies on the neck or other various regions of the body.

"Yo look at his neck, it has strobes all over it!!!!"

"Yea man he must have been strobed."

by Mike Kelly April 26, 2006

strobe throating

the result of a bad phone connection where the audio cuts in and out in a rapid manner

(talking on the phone)
Joe: Hey, how's it going Jane?
Jane: We--ey--fa--sh--ta--
Joe: Whoa, Jane, I can't understand a word you're saying. You're strobe throating like crazy.

by RCade3 June 28, 2009

strobblelablaugh

(strob-ul-luh-bloff) Everything and anything. Used to spice up a sentence with dirtiness, hilarity, or just general confusion.

1. "We've got to strobblelablaugh our way to the finish line, gentlemen!"
2. "Hey baby, you down for me to strobble your blaugh?"
3. "Who do you think I am?! Strobblelablaugh to my face if you need to blaugh something!"

by MrPistachio July 7, 2011

Strokeloafus

For one to empty bowles while swimming backstroke to see if you are escaping the floaters

If you would strokeloafus then you could see if your swimming fast enough to escape floaters

by Fishoboy April 20, 2017

Super Strobe

To cum on a girl over and over again so fast that it makes a strobe light effect.

Dude that was so hardcore last night i made my girl have a seizure i super strobed her so damn good.

by Capitan Seizure January 17, 2008

strobe-bounce

v. To hardcore dance (a.k.a. "throw down") to hardcore/deathcore music on a trampoline at night, while a strobe light is present.

1. "Dude, we should totally strobe-bounce to A Day To Remember"
2. "Fuck yeah! STROBE-BOUNCE!"

by xBRUTExCORE June 2, 2009