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Stress

The one thing everyone has and no one want, stress is a complete asshole. It'll fuck you when you're up, and It'll fuck you when you're down. It is known to cause Suicide, murder, tumors, AIDS, and cancer. So Don't get stressed out, cause stress SUCKS! Usually caused by something unfortunate, like death, job loss, woman loss, school, etc.
Guy: Dude, I'm really stressed

Friend: Why?

Guy: I lost my job, and I failed all my classes

Friend: Well man, don't kill yourself, you'll be alright
by kingmc23 June 15, 2010
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No stress

Person: I'm so sorry!
You: No stress. It's all good.
by whyeventry. September 28, 2014
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Stress

An unpleasant by-product of life in modern society.
Though seemingly easier, life in today's society causes more stress than ever before.
Bob finds the endless repetition of his 9 to 5 life stressful.
Bob was quite stressed after his wife divorced him and won 80% of their combined assets in court.
"Bob had a nervous breakdown after he lost all his money in Enron shares. He should stress less."
by KingShit November 21, 2003
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Stress

1) To be overwhelmed with responsiblity.
2) To contain an enormous amount of pressure.
3) To emphasize meaning.
4) What women cause.
1. "Aw fuzjit, i have so much damn homework to do!"
2. "The pillars cant handle much more stress sir!"
3. "I cant stress the importance of this enough!"
4. "Ahhhh!"
by ReZeroX November 15, 2003
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Stressed

A mental block that clouds your brain when people piss the fuck out of you, and all you can think about is beating the living soul outta them. When you eat sooo much you undergo a transformation of becoming FATT, yes, big belly fat, and u start having amnesia about the normal duties of life like showering.

A good scenario would be going to a fucked up school with fucked up people, and when you dont get enough time to study you have to stress about pretending to be sick or actually GETTING urself sick so you dont have to go to school the next day.
Girl: "OMFGGG I NEED TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THE GUY WHO THREW THAT CRAP AT ME!!!IM STRESSED!!!!"

Guy who Threw Crap: Here! Let me throw another one at you!!!!!

Girl: AHHHHH

The Guy unfortunately gets beaten up reallll good!
what can i say? stress some1 out like that and this is whatcha get!!
by IMSTRESSED February 4, 2009
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Stress

Math. School. Life. Everything has stress and there is no escaping it, no matter what you do.
Sorry, sucker. Stress is not something you can escape.
by Cinashio June 8, 2018
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Stress

Stress: (V) When you want strangle the living shit out of some ass hole who probably deserves it.
I feel like taking my stress out on John.
by Socomsnake April 26, 2006
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