Statanism

A virtually religious and nearly unlimited submission by citizens to any decree or edict coming from the state.

I lived in DC until May 2021. This is legitimately one reason I decided I had to leave. Not just because I was forced to wear a mask — but because most of my neighbors were into Statanism to such a high degree that they ENJOYED being forced to wear masks. This compliance and state worship with these mandates and restrictions which infringe greatly on basic human rights, bodily functions, or major life activities such as working for a living, going to school, breathing, or the right to choose or not choose to become part of an experimental medical product is very dark.

by The Florida Populist November 6, 2021

stratisfaction

1.The satisfied feeling you get after a buttload of rock music.
2.The satisfaction of sexual intercourse with a fender stratocaster guitar.

The stratisfaction was okay..I guess.
You've been stratisfied.

by Bryan & Brittly December 7, 2006

Stratajizzin'

1) The act of a salesperson developing an over-the-top strategy to entice a client they will never get.

2) The act of one lazy salesperson developing a plan to underhandedly take business from a co-worker in hopes of stealing their commission.

(example 1)
Prisilla: Do you think Randall's design presentation will be what Tom is looking for?

Bryan: Not even close. He's totally off base, and is taking it too far. He's stratajizzin' all over his idea.

(example 2)
Patty: I had a call with Jane today. She just introduced me to a client that is planning to place a huge order tomorrow. I can't wait to see where my next quarter numbers come in.

Brad: I'd watch out Patty, I just heard Russell on the phone with Jane too. He's been in his office all afternoon stratajizzin' in his pants trying to figure out how he can get a hold of your new client and that big order too.

by FishaDisha August 13, 2010

Stratis

1. N. - A band too gay for elton john to endorse.

2. N. -
any band constisting of:
1. a homosexual bible thumper
2. a Angry Gay dude with the abilty to drop his balls as he sings
3. a phedophic junkie Bass player with a abnormally small penis
4. a Drummer with a unstatible urge for dip and a face bright enough to flash down a airliner

"Oh shit, they're so horrible..."
"yeah, a real STRATIS"

by jb February 16, 2005

Stratakes

Condition often resulting in missed notes, dimensions or important directions, often effecting those of Greek heritage.

I'm sorry I missed that, must be my Stratakes flaring up.

by GoGoBoots69 January 17, 2014

nina stathakis

1 word= A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!!

Really funny, hard to keep a straight face when ur around her. Mostly hangs out with the 'popular' crowd, 2/3 certain peeps. Her friends are just like her, every1 wan2 be them..

:) <33 love yaa Nina!!

Nina stathakis is a really great dancer.

by NONE OF UR BEESWAX!(: July 9, 2010

stratagician

combination of a stratagist and a magician.

"It was like magic the results we got from the plan set by our stratagician."

by J Clarke May 13, 2008