Stratacastrater
When you castrate someone with a Stratocaster guitar, OR
alternatively, when the only thing you finger is your guitar so your balls go into retirement because they're not being used and you wouldn't have it any other way.
alternatively, when the only thing you finger is your guitar so your balls go into retirement because they're not being used and you wouldn't have it any other way.
“I’ve been shredding Weezer on that new guitar I bought so much my balls fell off”
“Duuuuuude. You must’ve ordered a stratacastrater”
OR
“Doctor, we don’t have the tools necessary to turn make more eunuchs in a cool, hip, and new wave way!”
“Bring in the stratacastrater”
“Duuuuuude. You must’ve ordered a stratacastrater”
OR
“Doctor, we don’t have the tools necessary to turn make more eunuchs in a cool, hip, and new wave way!”
“Bring in the stratacastrater”
Stratacastrater by Algernop Krieger's boyfriend April 20, 2025
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