even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.

person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.

by MY JOT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR JOT July 1, 2004

we should get coffee sometime

a pick up line. more commonly a line used by an ex in an attempt to get back together, hook up, or attempt a friendship.

"We should get coffee sometime." "I don't know, I started seeing someone else."

by callie jorsen July 27, 2016

dutch stovepipe

The act of farting in a Snuggie and putting the sleeve in someone's face for them to smell it.

Jimmy just farted in his snuggie and gave his wife a Dutch Stovepipe.

by chefjiz October 1, 2009

we should do something sometime

We should hang out. Sometimes used as a shy version of "we should go on a date".

"You like Tarantino movies too?!? We should do something sometime"

by Booty April 29, 2004

Stovepipe

When the partially ejected brass case of a bullet gets lodged in between a gun's bolt and receiver, preventing practically any forward or reward movement of the bolt, and resulting in a jam from hell.

"Rack the slide, man."
"I can't, it's stovepiped. Get me a stick to pry it out with, stat!"

by pac103 May 16, 2007

it be like that sometimes

A phrase used when there’s simply no explanation so it must happen occasionally ; similar to phrase “gonna have to”

“Damn Kiko your Juul died”
-*Clicks* “It be like that sometimes”

by Tupac Shakurac October 24, 2018

we should do something sometime

Common expression used when faced with once friends or with someone you just used for something and feel like you need to make it up to them by hanging out or doing something with them sometime. In reality, this 'something' will most likely not happen anytime.

Oh wow! I haven't seen you in a while. How are you? GOOD! well, I gotta go, but we should do something sometime! can't forget the *wince* Call me!

by Madison April 20, 2004