A Monster Hunter game with less sales and should be played more so we can get hyped for the New Monster Hunter Stories sequel this is coming out in 2021.
Pokemon fan: FUCK MONSTER HUNTER STORIES!
Monster Hunter fan: Alright hunters, get the god damn fucking gun right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Pokemon fan: OH SHI-
Monster Hunter fan: Alright hunters, get the god damn fucking gun right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Pokemon fan: OH SHI-
by TheDDLCGal September 30, 2020
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1) Much like the action of having munsoned something.
2) Inadvertently cause disaster to something, seize it from functioning as expected.
3) Derail a process in a manner that was unexpected.
1) Much like the action of having munsoned something.
2) Inadvertently cause disaster to something, seize it from functioning as expected.
3) Derail a process in a manner that was unexpected.
Tommy had to help get the web server back online because Richard really "striedled" the configuration.
by frouse4life March 19, 2020
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I walk into my laundry room and see my best friend Alexis waiting for me. I grin and me smash our lips together. she’s so hot. She’s already naked. I undress myself and she sits on my washing machine and fingers herself, moaning. God, she’s so sexy.
Just as I crawl on top her, our other friend Maria walks in surprised. I grin. “Don’t just stand there, join us baby!” She nods and strips in front of us and climbs on. Alexis fingers me and I’m moaning, pussy wet. Maria grabs a dildo and shoves it up my friends pussy and she screams. Then, I eat Alexis while the other one sucks on my clit. I cum into her mouth moaning and she swallows it. I scissor with Alexis and we moan, our wet, shaved pussys touching. Maria is cumming on the dildo, and I grab it from her and lick her cum off. Then Alexis sticks the dildo in my pussy and I moan as it hits my g-spot. “IM GONNA CUM!!!” Maria eats Alexis out and she whimpers twisting her tits. We kiss passionately, our tounges twisting down each other’s throats. I grab Alexis ad Maria’s boobs and moan loudly. Then we fuck hard all night, pussies throbbing. I love sex stories.
by Wetgirl69 March 4, 2021
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"OMG!! YOUR SO BIG!" she screamed as her boyfriends pumped into her throbbing pussy. he groaned under his breath because of the pleasure he was expiriencing from her tight pussy. he grabbed one of her huge tits and gripped on to it as he thrusted faster. she could barley breath anymore as she was on the verge of cumming.
"mmmng~" she moaned as he siezed hold of her throat and choking her very harshly. he slammed her head against the bed as he slid deeper and deeper into her and she got closer and closer every time.
"SUCH A FUCKING SLUT FOR ME" he said basiclly screaming at the satisfaction he was experiencing. they both were very close to cumming as she felt like she was in heaven.
"I-IM GONNA MMMHMMGN~ C-CUM" she screamed as she moaned.
"ME TOO BABY"he replied. he felt the knot in his stomach grow as he leaned in and passionatly kissed her. she moaned into the kiss sending vibrations down his throat. that almost sent him over the edge.
"CUMMING" she screeched as she pulled away from the kiss. in that moment liquid squirted far out of her pulsing hole. he couldnt hold it in anymore and realeased his hot,sticky liquid into her tight, pink hole. they both keeped grinding riding their high. they felt like they were on cloud nine. both of them collapsed when they finished.
"that was amazing" she said.
"i know" he responded.
"OMG!! YOUR SO BIG!" she screamed as her boyfriends pumped into her throbbing pussy. he groaned under his breath because of the pleasure he was expiriencing from her tight pussy. he grabbed one of her huge tits and gripped on to it as he thrusted faster. she could barley breath anymore as she was on the verge of cumming.
"mmmng~" she moaned as he siezed hold of her throat and choking her very harshly. he slammed her head against the bed as he slid deeper and deeper into her and she got closer and closer every time.
"SUCH A FUCKING SLUT FOR ME" he said basiclly screaming at the satisfaction he was experiencing. they both were very close to cumming as she felt like she was in heaven.
"I-IM GONNA MMMHMMGN~ C-CUM" she screamed as she moaned.
"ME TOO BABY"he replied. he felt the knot in his stomach grow as he leaned in and passionatly kissed her. she moaned into the kiss sending vibrations down his throat. that almost sent him over the edge.
"CUMMING" she screeched as she pulled away from the kiss. in that moment liquid squirted far out of her pulsing hole. he couldnt hold it in anymore and realeased his hot,sticky liquid into her tight, pink hole. they both keeped grinding riding their high. they felt like they were on cloud nine. both of them collapsed when they finished.
"that was amazing" she said.
"i know" he responded.
by hornybitchyepyouheardme October 14, 2021
Get the Sex stories mug.Weedy stories are those very short,yet very amusing tales, that friends like to tell each other while passing the joint. On some occasions, they prove to be true, however most of the time, they are completely fictional.
The entire gang sat in the livingroom on the couches and floor, passing around weedy stories and of course the joint.
by ivanytrusk December 9, 2008
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by Kite March 13, 2004
Get the Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark mug.A portmanteau of the phrase "story oriented." Used to describe entertainment which favors deliberate plot development over gags, action, or character-development.
Ashley: "Wanna watch a quick show before bed?"
Josh: "How about Game of Thrones?"
Ashley: "Nah, too storiented. Let's watch something light, like The League."
Josh: "How about Game of Thrones?"
Ashley: "Nah, too storiented. Let's watch something light, like The League."
by phaelinx August 27, 2013
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