Stoogie

The act of crapping your pants while you're riding on a Subway in New York at exactly 10:37am Eastern time.

"Oh god the other day, on the subway, you know that guy that made that horrid stoogie...yeah that was me..."

by Aaron November 13, 2004

Stoogie

A big, mostly solid shit glazed in cum, that may or may not be human that is looked upon with admiration.

Man! I was at the Oporto's bathroom just then and wanted to take a dump, but there was this shiny stoogie in the toilet so i licked it instead.

by TheWordMincer May 3, 2010

stoolied

When your nectar has been collected. You can no longer function as a human. You’ve left your mortal body and have became a divine being. You ask what life is and why. It’s pronounced (shhhtoooolied). (V/adj.)

Hey, what’s wrong with that poor man? - Jeffrey
Oh, he’s straight stoolied -johnny

by Chapmaster33 May 14, 2018

stoogledorf

an intense ass eater

i hate when i go deep in my thoughts and realize i’m a stoogledorf

by mr fruit loop May 1, 2020

stooged

When you're high af.

Can be a nice high or a bad high, depends on the personality.

A: Bro you okay?
B: Yeah man, I'm just hella stooged.

by kisszinthewind May 17, 2020

Stooged

Adj. When one is quite silly and sarcastic, usually at the expense of themselves but will occasionally include others in order to diminish huge egos.

Guy: Actually, research has proven my point.

Girl with sarcastic tone: I can't even with how smart you are. How are you even single? Brains and looks? You're basically a five course meal!

Guy: Lol you're too stooged.

by RetardoNumbahWun January 31, 2021