A variation of the term cock block, which would be used to define the act of one person preventing a man from sexual intercoarse, but in this case preventing a man from masterbating.
Adam: Man, I accidently just walked in on Jerry naked, it was not good.
Steve: Sick man, did he say anything?
Adam: No man he was just holding a sock...
Steve: Haha! You totally just Sock Blocked Jerry Man!
Steve: Sick man, did he say anything?
Adam: No man he was just holding a sock...
Steve: Haha! You totally just Sock Blocked Jerry Man!
by Wollf April 12, 2010
Get the Sock Block mug.When someone walks in on another person masturbating and said person has seconds (if not less) to cover up.
I was butt naked when my girlfriend walked in on me, but I shock blocked with the blanket, pushed the lube off the nightstand and she didn't even notice!
by It Has Teeth February 24, 2011
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Prevention of dual foot massage completion, Sock block occurrence happened due to an interruption of a massage prior to sock removal due to relationship status
She was getting some rub rub action when a friend proclaims 'stop everything! That's Jesse's girl!' A foot goes flying and no feet are rubbed that night. She had an altercation involving a full on Sock block!
by Kit Bigcannons November 27, 2022
Get the Sock block mug.The act of parking your ICE (internal combustion engine) vehicle in a spot designated for EV (electric vehicle) thus blocking the responsible earthling from charging their means of transportation
by Tesla Guy December 6, 2024
Get the Shock Block mug.A condition that occurs after you call a girl and find that she has blocked your number, leaving you in a state of unbelief. This usually happens due to the girl labeling you as a stalker or creeper.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally into this girl!"
Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"
Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"
Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."
Guy 1: Silent
Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"
Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"
Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"
Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."
Guy 1: Silent
Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"
by DeltaGuy January 9, 2010
Get the Cell Block Shock mug.The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.
" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"
by BlackPrince11 October 22, 2011
Get the Block Shock mug.The act of preventing another fantasy baseball team from moving up in the standings by consistently outplaying them. Makes more sense if your team name directly refers to socks, such as the Red Sox or the White Sox.
Fantasy Owner #1: Dude, I've been trying to take 1st place for weeks now, but the Seattle Tube Sox keep sock-blocking me.
Fantasy Owner #2: I know what you mean, man. I haven't been able to overtake the Buffalo Business Sox all season.
Fantasy Owner #2: I know what you mean, man. I haven't been able to overtake the Buffalo Business Sox all season.
by The4cDizzle April 10, 2010
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