Steveland Creamer

Named after famed hip-hop R&B artist, Stevie Wonder (Stevland Hardaway Morris), the Steveland Creamer is when a man ejaculates on a woman's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.

"Damn that guy I went home with last night totally pulled a Steveland Creamer on me, I couldn't see for 10 minutes!"

by BalderdashBrewer November 12, 2013

Steveland Cleamer

The act of walking into the bathroom while your significant other is taking a shower, closing all the doors, vents, and windows, and taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing it so they are left with your foul remains for the remainder of their steamy shower.

"Jeffy surprised me with a Steveland Cleamer the other day. I still can't get the smell out of my hair!"

by Longdongtom69 May 18, 2018

Steveland Creamer

1.) The diarrhea one gets from drinking too much coffee.

2.) Flavoring ones coffee with diarrhea.

1.) I shouldn't have drank that 8 shot eye-opener from the coffee shop, I got some bad Steveland Creamer.

2.) Tomorrow my boss is getting his coffee with a nutty hint of Steveland Creamer.

by TheMaimMan September 3, 2012

Cody Stegeman

A person of Adonis DNA.
Hair lighter than skin, in a wonderful way.
Perfection at it's finest.

Code name : Lily

Eryn: Was that Cody Stegeman in baseball pants?!
MaryKate: Oh lawdy, Lizzy would love this!
Erun: Yeah, she's obsessed with him.

by Coco Anne October 18, 2012

steelmatic dragon

gay

Steelmatic Dragon is hella gay

by NotChes November 7, 2018

stegmann

Stegmann is the best person to ever walk this earth!
He is kind, very smart, handsome and has the best personality <3
Stegmann has a phat ass, usually referred to as dump trucks.

Stegmann would go to the ends of the earth for people. He is a real one and loved by so many! (Mostly me)

“Wow that guy’s name must be Stegmann because look at that dump truck of an ass!”

by Miekjagger November 21, 2021

Becca Stegman

What are you doing here
Who are you
Are you me

Becca Stegman ; An awkward turtle

by "OwO June 17, 2018