Stuffed Cucumber Salad

A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.

Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

Stuffed Turtle

When a man allows his penis to invert inside his body and a woman uses a strap on dildo (or a man uses his erect penis) to penetrate the whole created by the inverted penis.

I'm so cold honey, quick give me the stuffed turtle before its too late!

by roboatse January 16, 2011

stuffed ottertard

A passionate devotee of taxidermy whose favorite piece is his stuffed otter.

It seems on the edge of deranged the way that stuffed ottertard takes that thing everywhere, even to bed.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

Soulless Stuffed Animal

The act of a pet ripping out all the stuffing from a stuffed animal, leaving the outside skin left behind.

Ripping open a stuffed animal to get to the squeaker inside, leaving the stuffing splattered around the now empty body.

soulless stuffed animal:
"dude what is with the soulless stuffed animal over there?"
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"I think my dog was contracted by the devil or something to rip out everything they consist of and eat there little squeaker hearts..."
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"Do you think the squeaks are stuffed animal screams..."
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"yes..."

by Stuffed Animal Gag Order December 4, 2010

Stuffed Mushroom

Taking your mega-huge raging boner and stuffing it under your elastic shorts band or belt area of your pants to keep it from sticking out.

Saves from embarrassment as well as keeps your woody from knocking items such as drinks off of table tops. Also prevents potential injury.

(Inspired by Superbad, also a vital component of surviving junior high)

Did you see what Jessica was wearing today? I had to stuff mushroom it through my entire presentation!

Good thing I pulled a stuffed mushroom otherwise the elevator would have smashed my cack!

I had a stuffed mushroom during gym class today, I don't know how I managed to run that mile!

by J Westeezy July 6, 2008

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.

"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."

by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020

stiffed

cheated, didn't pay

I stiffed the taxi driver when I jumped out of his cab.

by Brother Bob May 14, 2005