The Strangler

1)A mythical serial killer from Glasweigan folklore. Supposedly the Strangler was once called was a six feet tall imposing figure better known as who was quite fond of an ancient scottish bru known as 'The swally'. According to folklore The Strangler was quite fond of gripping a mates neck during copulation , which he denies was intentional. He was frequently known for stalking his prey into houses then being locked out and sleeping in the pishing rain for two hours. He was once rumored to have even inflicted some pishing rain upon himself. He also betrayed his whole city and refused point blank to give up the swally , resulting in everyone dying.

'ir you the strangler'

by mountvernontechnoforce August 31, 2013

strangle toe

When the Big Toe manages to squeeze through a newly formed hole in the sock, but then finds itself stuck there, being choked to death by the sock, until the shoe is removed and it can be manually released.

The strangle toe commonly occurs with men's dress socks, which are ridiculously thin.

See also double strangle toe.

I had the worst day at work today. I got strangle toe and kept having to go to the bathroom to remove my shoe and release my toe. I need to get some new socks before I lose a toenail.

by DudeWhat January 7, 2010

Strangle a badger

The act of Masterbating over someones Facebook Picture.

Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....

Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!

Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.

by Captain1x January 19, 2011

Stranglefuck

1.) The act of strangling your lover into unconsciousness at the moment of orgasm in order to heighten the sexual thrill. Extremely dangerous since an overly enthusiastic practitioner may find his or her opposite propelled not into rapturous delight, but instead into eternity.

2.) An effective way of permanently dispatching an especially tiresome bitch.

1.) Whoa! I stranglefucked Britany the other night, and I came in her like a firehose, Dude. She freaked at first but now she wants to do it.

2.) I'd like to stranglefuck that stuck-up cunt and nut in her eye.

by Dr. Diddle April 14, 2005

Strangle Bate

Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation.

During masturbation, the masturbator will choke away his own oxygen to enhance the orgasm.

It is believed the pain/sensation increases the amount of chemicals released in the brain during intercourse, hence making it so much more fun by yourself.

I almost killed myself stranglebating last night. Jesus I need a girlfriend.

by Senshi March 1, 2005

kenzo strangler

A Philly serial killer from the kensington neighborhood known for strangling his victims to death. He is described as being between 5 ft. 8 in. and 6 ft. and he's either black or hispanic. Go figure, so is 80% of all kensington males. But wait, in his composite sketch he's listening to a white ipod so that is a huge clue since most people with ipods never ever take them out of their ears. His victims are all fairly young white women with drug addictions, and they were all similarly found in abandoned lots throughout kensington.

uh oh, my wife has been strangled and my white ipod is missing. sounds like the work of a black or hispanic male between 5'8" and 6.' sounds like the kenzo strangler

by spaghettigambi January 16, 2011

The Jimi Strangler

(Noun) The sexual act in which an individual possessing a penis and rectum engages in any form of activity that results in a pink sock. The pink sock is then pulled anteriorly and utilized as a personal masturbation and lubrication device on one’s own penis.

“Oh man, last I got railed so hard, that I was able to do The Jimi Strangler. Best creampie I have ever given and received at the same time, bro.”

by Spurm Burper April 21, 2021