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My Coochie Be Stankin'

The state of being shit-faced drunk.

coined by Johnny Tacoma
"I had one too many vodka tonics at happy hour, now 'My Coochie be Stankin'"
by Poonstankqua January 10, 2009
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hamstring stretch standing

Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.

Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.
1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.

2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.
by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009
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stanism

The belief that all living and non-living things are simply representations of one central being called STAN and that love and freedom can unite all representations. Believers often call themselves 'stanites' or 'stanists'.
Stanism keeps me from getting my homework finished. I just can't see the point in becoming anything else when we're all the same thing anyway!
by The Council of the 13 December 16, 2010
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Standing here

I realise, you were just like me trying to make history.

But who's to judge the right from wrong?
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence,
but in the end it has to be this way.

I've carved my own path. You followed your wrath, but maybe we're both the same.

The world has turned.
So many have burned,
BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAME

Yet staring across this barren wasted land I feel new life will be born, beneath the blood stained SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD

Beneath the blood stained SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hey, you ever listen to the "Standing here" song?
by Nanomachines, son September 6, 2022
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standing here I realise

the new ora ora sound when punching an immovable object fast originated from an MGR meme
anyone getting punched
memers: STANDING HERE I REALISE
by Natsumi Shwarz best girl March 21, 2022
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Stanislav

Stanislav or stan for short is the cutest and best man you will ever meet. The name Stanislav originally comes from a soviet country. Stan is the best husband or boyfriend. He is funny and will make you and your kids laugh all day.
Stanislav is a soviet name.
by RealNameDefinitions September 4, 2019
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Sanzida

A girl who's werid,smart, beautiful,nice,kind,sweet,caring, lovely,and fun.She will always have your back and never lie to you.She's a great girlfriend that will never cheat on,not be a gold digger,love you the way you are inside and outside,trust worthy,and we respect you.She the best friend you can ever have,she will forgive you sometimes, and she never let someone get in the best of her.
Girl:Omg like at that girl she's so a Sanzida
Other Girl:I agree with you,I wish I had a Sanzida
by Sanzida January 31, 2017
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