Canadian Standoff

Occurs when two individuals cross paths and each politely suggests that the other may go first.

Man: Oh sorry
Woman: It's ok, go ahead
Man: After you.
Woman: I insist.
Man: Thank you.

A Canadian Standoff.

by adam12121212121212 March 20, 2010

stank hunk

A usually obnoxiously fat, unkempt, non hygienic person who permeates a foul stench of intoxicating body odors that lingers long after they leave. They are usually unassuming to knowing they wallow in their own stink so long they don't even recognize it.

Unassuming person: "Well goddamn!! What in the holy trenches of war is that smell!?"

Witness: "Oh, that was the walking slaughterhouse that came in buying their 3 packs of Pall Mall red 100's and 52oz refill of Mountain Dew."

"They come in twice a day and smell like a giant sardine cock hate fucking a roadkill shit sundae on a 110 degree day, a real stank hunk."
"Let me get a gallon of Eau de Cologne spray real quick. "

Now assuming person vomits in their mouth.

by D34T#3V4N December 27, 2017

Ginger Stank

A girl who is a ginger who's pussy stinks so bad, that one dry heaves or vomits.

"I got that ginger stank last night man. Threw up everywhere dude."

by SuperShamrock999 February 15, 2015

skankosaurus

A prehistoric beast known to have survived the great extinction by fucking everything such as trees, T - rex's, rabid cows, feral cats, and your friend named john. Known to swallow whole bananas in time of great hunger. Does not breathe air. Usually is a bitch.

Dude 1: Yo look there's a skankosaurus
Dude 2: Na man thats just danielle

by giraffeosaurus July 26, 2009

Skankor

A mythical creature of great sluttiness.

I will throw you to the Skankor!!!

by Batman 2.0 September 4, 2010

Stanford Rowing Team

Assisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.

A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.

"Hey bro, wanna get in on our Stanford Rowing Team?"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"

by hickoryB October 21, 2013

stank right hood rat

*As seen on Impractical Jokers*

Meaning a woman who is technically a crazy whore, has crooked teeth, and has a large stench.

"Dude, I saw Shaquisha yesterday."
"Man, she's a stank right hood rat!"

by ObamaTastesGood January 29, 2015