Stanford 

A fake university created to make money from application fees. Nobody ever actually gets accepted, and if you think they did, its really just a scam.

My friend says he got into "Stanford" but I really think he is just going to spend four years in Palo Alto screwing around.

Stanford by Greeniulon December 9, 2018

stanford 

A place in California which looks strikingly like an enormous Mexican restauraunt. Also, an astoundingly expensive, premier (elitist) university with some brilliant minds and a party scene as dead as any Darwin award winner.

Trust fund son one: "Did I really spend my entire life working to get in here?"

Trust fund son two: "Yeah man, Stanford is lamer than my grandma on life support. Well, at least we don't smell half as bad as Berkeley."

stanford by D H December 14, 2006

stanford 

Where the students who don't get into MIT go.

Stanford is the second best university in the world coming in only after MIT according to US news 2017.

stanford by histort21 July 7, 2017

Stanford 

-noun
A failed version of Berkeley.

Fuck Trees. Fuck the color red. And Fuck Stanford.

Stanford by L. Stanford Jr. April 15, 2008

Stanford 

a university that protects rapists and praises rape culture

Girl 1: "Hey, werent you applying for Stanford?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but then i remembered they protected Brock Turner"

Stanford by zingirl September 16, 2016

Stanford 

A school that thinks they are so great in everything but somehow managed to lose in football to SJSU 35-34. I'm glad all of that wasted money is going somewhere.

Eppy: Hey did you know that SJSU just beat Stanford in football 35-34?
Dave: Ya man, Stanford Sucks!
Travis: Awesome

Stanford by Spartan Squad September 24, 2006

Stanford 

Although Stanford University is one of the most selective American schools in terms of admissions, many have found the college's overall atmosphere to be one of feigned relaxation and underlying insecurity, as accurately described by the "duck" analogy. Many self-consciously 'chill' students here are pompous in person, but truly mask some unseen blemish of the personality.

I pity any bastard unlucky enough to accept admission to Stanford, especially considering the poor selection of women and disappointing student body they'll encounter.

Stanford by Teller of Truths September 3, 2006